(I lied, actually they have a wrinkle cream ad that I didn’t want you to know about. There’s not enough for all of us. I’ll be 50 in a month and I’ve just recently stopped getting the “No, you don’t look 48.” or “Wow, you sure look great for 49.” When I tell people that I’ll be 50 they just say…nothing. But at least they have the decency to offer me a wrinkle cream to enjoy…after I enjoy my wine.)
I would bet that there has never been a post, on a blog or website, about…Google Adsense. Never mind that I now have carpal tunnel clicking on my own Google ads so that I can earn a buck. Never mind that they are tucked way down deep at the bottom of this page. What I want to know is how in the heck they know, in this huge world wide web, my demographic? And, that I’d be the first to buy what they are selling?
First is Culinary Career Schools .net. Of course everyone reading a Wine 101 blog would want to be a sommelier! And in three months. I jest you not. I would love this. I would love all my readers to click on the ad so that I could afford it. How cool would that be?
Next up is The Perfect Glass .com. that “Host Wine 101 tastings”! I’m about to knock over my stemless glass! They do bachelorette, champagne and pairing parties. 1-25 guests for private consultation to public parties. I’m so there!
Burdick Vineyard Tours .com has sommelier lead vineyard tours, meet winemaker tours, catered lunches, Napa and Sonoma tours. Can you see why I need you to start clicking? I get my degree from Culinary Career Schools and I’m getting a gig at Burdick!
And finally, The Wine Coach .biz , Private wine tastings Elegant Corporate & Private Events Great wines and and artisanal cheeses. Yes, we all need cheese, every day. My mouth is a-watering (hole).