Hormonal Women, wine and tips for men, from Tina P.

The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

Rated from DANGEROUS to SAFER to SAFEST to ULTRA SAFE. The bolded question is the most dangerous, the last answer the ultra safe:

What’s for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here’s my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn’t over-do it today.

I’ve always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some wine

4 thoughts on “Hormonal Women, wine and tips for men, from Tina P.

  1. Love it. I’ll send that to Hans. He will see he is doing pretty good from the list.
    Vicki

  2. Yea, I’m thinking my hubby doing good too getting me my wine colored car for the big b-day yesterday!

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