Anthony Blackburn: Medieval Times Take 2 Week 6


How do women do it?

Wearing a dress, I mean.

It’s drafty, which I suppose isn’t so bad on a hot day, but when you have athletic shorts on underneath, it’s just not that comfortable.

Stepping on the hem and getting it dirty.

Putting it on feels like climbing through a cloth tube.

And don’t even get me started on thinking someone was going to backlight me any minute, somehow knowing I wasn’t wearing a slip.

I have a new appreciation for monks of the Medieval period which was from about 1,066 to 1,500 AD.

Especially if they bought their nylon robes at the Halloween store. (Comes with a flashy plastic cross, too!)

Class began with the usual review of the previous week, which was the Romans. Remember the Romans? They built the Las Vegas of their day? The perpetual over achievers that valued scarcity and uniqueness among food and wine? “Excess” was their middle name. Yeah…those Romans.
The collapse of the Roman Empire lead to what we now call the Medieval Period.

The Roman empire can be thought of as spokes on a wheel. The hub being Rome. Going outward from the hub, Rome, there were the Roman Villas. Roman Villas were great estates that were self sufficient. Nearly like a small city. In addition to their own sustenance, they also sent supplies like crops, grains, fruit and even wine, back to Rome to support their wealthy owners that lived in Rome and to support Rome itself. At the edges of the spokes were the outer reaches of the Roman Empire.

Maintained by garrisons of Centurions and Roman Legions, this outer edge of the empire failed to maintain alliances and slowly broke down. The empire could not support Rome, a city of 1 million citizens with the infrastructure technology of the time and the Roman Empire collapsed under it’s own weight. Rome was sacked several times over the centuries and even it’s conquerors abandoned it, not being able to support the city any better than the Romans had been able to.
What was left?

The Roman Villas. Stretched all across Europe, this were small “City/States”. They were taken over by Goths, Vandals, the Huns, or anyone else that happened to run across one. These city states formed alliances and gave rise to the feudalism that governed Europe for many centuries thereafter. The concept of primogeniture.

Primogeniture is the common law right of the firstborn son to inherit the entire estate, to the exclusion of younger siblings. This lead to murders of rival siblings and the cases where cooler heads prevailed, there were few options for son #2 and the others down the line.

One could join the military. Not the greatest of options. You could die in the military. After all, that is what the military does. Kill people.

The other option was to join the clergy. For many, this was attractive. There was plenty of food, steady work, a roof over your head. You could even learn a trade.

Including winemaking.

Benedictine Monks pretty much had a corner on the wine market.

The Old Monk’s Prayer is:
“He who drinks wine sleeps well. He who sleeps well cannot sin. He who does not sin goes to heaven. Amen.”

An old french drinking song goes:
To drink like a Capuchin is to drink poorly,To drink like a Benedictine is to drink deeply,

To drink like a Dominican is pot after pot,
But to drink like a Franciscan
Is to drink the cellar dry!

In all seriousness, most monks did not drink to excess, although wine itself was a staple.

In fact, the Monks were cagey with their wine. They came up with the concept of “Indulgences”. An indulgence was offered to royalty and the rich and powerful when they committed a sin. Oh..minor things, like murder, coveting thy neighbor’s wife and the like.

The Church offered the offender an “Indulgence”. The indulgence was a pass. A get out of eternal damnation free card. In return, the person of means that had their date with the devil postponed indefinitely, would often “Donate” things to the Church. Donating lands, including vineyards, was not an uncommon practice. The monks would make the wine from the vineyards and often would give the person that donated the land back some wine as a tribute.
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Who says crime doesn’t pay?

The Medieval Feast was not unlike Roman or Greek feasts, in that that were important events to the important people of the day. Seating arrangements were by social status. Host at the head of the table. next to them, royalty, followed by lesser royalty, like Dukes and Duchesses, Knights, then clergy and finally skilled people. Commoners and serfs served the food and ate separately.

Instructor Paul Wagner had advised the class that those that didn’t come dressed in Medieval garb would be relegated to being commoners. Peasants. Serfs. The low life of the times. They would be serving those that did come dressed.

We had a spectacular host, dressing in fine sequined armour, several royalty, including a king and queen in matching tiaras. Two lovely princesses dressed in purple, which of course is the color of royalty. A knight, 3 monks and various citizens, dressed one notch above common folk. I was one of the monks.

Of course, I chose to be a monk as we made all of the wine.

I’m beginning to thing that the wine business must be cutting into our Instructor, Paul Wagner’s day job. It must be slow out there, as each week, we have a feast. First Greek, then Roman. now Medieval. I think it’s Paul’s way of getting at least one hot meal per week.

Nahhhh…..

Paul is far better than that.

Regardless, tonight was a medieval feast of great proportion.

Served by commoner’s and made by students in the class, was;

  • Trencher bread: A flat of bowl like bread used to put meat on so it would soak up the juices
  • Turnip Puffs, with turnips, carrots, onions, mushrooms and parsnips.
  • Bread pudding, almond cream
  • Stewed pigeon, (the student admitted to substituting chicken for pigeon)
  • Onion Tarts
  • hot wine (Made with two types of Sauvignon Blanc, ground almonds, ginger, honey and water),
  • Almond cakes, and
  • baked apples.

These are authentic foods, common to the upper crust of the day.

Phew!! I have to learn to not eat dinner before this class.

To drink, we had a Belgian Porter beer, made in a traditional style, and two kinds of mead, one of which being home made.

The food of the day was ALL finger food. Utensils hadn’t been invented yet. So we ate with our hands.

Another great feast. I don’t know how much of this I can handle.

I guess I will have to try again next week.

As a post script to this blog, I would like to remember Dr. Chris McCarthy, President of Napa Valley College. Dr. McCarthy passed away in his home Saturday, 9/19/2009. Dr. McCarthy was a very big supporter of the Viticulture and Winery Technology program and was instrumental in getting the student winery bonded, in a 10 year process culminating in 2008. I was fortunate to meet him about 2 months ago, when he interviewed Bryan Avila and I about the NVC VWT program for a local cable TV program. I know Dr. McCarthy will be sorely missed by his family, students of the college and the community of Napa. I will personally miss his support to the Student Winery and the VWT program and I owe him a debt of thanks for his foresight to work with Dr. Stephen Krebs to make the Napa Valley College Winery and VWT program a true success.

Anthony Blackburn is a student at Napa Valley College in the Viticulture and Winery Technology DepartmentHe is also the Student Sales and Marketing Intern responsible for selling the wines made by the students in the student winery. www.napavalley.edu/winery