I admit it. I read Perez Hilton.  Major gossip hound.  But he’s ventured into my territory today with this tidbit o’news about…gasp…Hello Kitty making real Champagne?  It’s not bubble bath or pink lemonade?  The below is from the site, but what I really want to know is whose Champagne is in these bottles?  And will they admit it?

From Perez Hilton:
Send us a bottle, STAT!

We’re just dying to know if it is any good!

Hello Kitty has integrated into every market we can think of: stationary, furniture, cars … and now you can find her at the liquor store!

Introducing Hello Kitty Wines! The kitten has sure grown up!

The line of wines comes in four different varieties, priced between $19.99 – $29.99 and include:

Hello Kitty Sparkling Brut Rosé – A deep reddish pink sparkling rose made from 100% Pinot Noir that has a frothy mousse as well as a pretty nose of rose petal and red currant scents.

Hello Kitty Sparkling “Sweet Pink” (Half Size) – This semi-sweet sparkler sports a pale pink hue and has very delicate bubbles.

2008 Hello Kitty Angel White – This is a fresh, very “blanc” white wine made entirely from Pinot Noir free run juice.

2006 Hello Kitty Devil Red – Garnet red with brickish highlights, this is a classically rendered Pinot Noir that presents a seductive bouquet of wild flowers and forest aromas.

Yum, Yum, Yummy!!!!

The line will hit your local liquor store within the next several months and the website will start shipping out samples by the end of next month.

Who’s gonna buy a case?