A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine.
Never mind.
(The pic is labled as Todd Collins – a Oenophile – who is he? And, more importantly, where can we find him? Or, better yet, find him and send him over please.)